Early indications showed the bookies (as always) were spot on, with Ngy smashing drives down the middle, with many smacking the 250 metre post and leaving significant dents. Moving up and down the clubs, Ngy showed a mix of power and deft touch that will come in handy on the tricky courses that lay ahead.

Artists impression of Ngy's new-look drive
Unfortunately the handicapper chose this moment to develop a nasty cough and blow his cover. Ngy, realising he was under surveilance, started to show an array of slices and hooks to attempt to cool the buzz. Even resorting to having Ngy Junior out drive him with a rusted 5 iron.
Sadly for Ngy, and despite his expected protestations that the above is a complete fabrication (just wait and see) he has clearly firmed in the eyes of the handicapper. Could he be the man to wrest the lime green jacket from The Eagle???

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